Ya just gotta love these women! Workings of a Women Brain... One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.
You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Lets shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I cant. Ill pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Im excited. Heres the graduate.